How do i get tan without going tanning of any sort and without using the lotions that make you look orange?

i dont want to look unevenly colored or have to sit naked and dry for hours something quick that won't wash off and thats cheap and lasting helllpppppp

How do i get tan without going tanning of any sort and without using the lotions that make you look orange?
use san trope self tan lotion. it goes on evenly and you can add more after the first day if its too light, or exfoliate the day after if its to dark, to tone it down abit
Reply:go tan. you dont have to lay down still. just do something in the sun in your bathing suit. like yardwork. or go to the beach %26amp; swim or something :)
Reply:listen to me...goto one of the ski/snowboarding places...check the weather there and go when the weathers good, like the suns out...ski or snowboard and have fun...youll tan like crazy
Reply:Spray paint?
Reply:you could try that spray tanning stuff...you go to a booth and stand there, hold your breath and they airbrush you
Reply:try a VACATION (it works)
Reply:Get a spray tan. Most people are afraid that spray tans will make them turn orange, but if you exfoliate before you go and you rub in the spray really well, you get a nice even glow. A senior took me and some of my freshmen friends to do this before homecoming and it was so fun! It works really well too! Just don't use an oil-based lotion after the tan or it will come off. The tan lasts for about a week and costs around 15-20 dollars.